Laughter Is The Best Medicine : Teka Teki Koleksi 1

Haha life isnt fun without jokes aite?So i wanna share with u guys some riddles *atau teka teki la dalam bahasa pasar borong* for those who are stress gila gila bcos of studying a level, my advice is take a break man! Enjoy~
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1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?

Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu tido balik.

 

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?

Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

 

3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?

Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

 

4) Binatang ape power Karate?

Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

 

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?

Answer: Tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

 

6) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?

Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’

 

7) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki. Siapakah saya?

Answer: Pembohong.

 

8) Apa dia ‘Jauh di mata, dekat di hati’?

Answer: Usus

 

9) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?

Answer: Kutu rambut

 

10) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?

Answer: Neneknye si katak

 

11) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?

Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan ‘buaya

 

12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?

Answer: – Sekretari baik………………’Selamat pagi tuan’

Sekretari kurang baik………..’Dah pagi ni tuan’

 

13) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?

Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang.

 

14) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?

Answer: Tukang gali kubur

 

15) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?

Answer: Tahi hidung

 

16) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?

Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah ‘kringgg’ boleh diangkat…

 

17) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?

Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa. Adoi~

 

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Shisha-ing Is My Life

 

Well i wanna share with u guys d info bout shisha @ hookah *not hooker yeah* In Klang Valley, there are various places to shisha..I would recommend u guys to go to Uncle Don Hartamas and Aw-Rawsha off Jalan Ampang cos these two places are among the best..Trust me! =p

Shisha or hookah is a single or multi-stemmed (often glass-based) water pipe device for smoking. Originating in India, it has gained popularity, especially in the Arab World. It had gained popularity under the reign of the Ottoman Sultans. A hookah operates by water filtration and indirect heat. It can be used for smoking herbal fruits.

Components

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Excluding grommets, a hookah is usually made of five components, four of which are essential for its operation.

The bowl

Also known as the head of the hookah, the bowl is a container, usually made out of clay or marble, that holds the tobacco and coal during the smoking session. It is covered in a small piece of tin foil and holes are made before the coal is placed on top.

Hose

The hose is a slender tube that allows the smoke to be drawn. The end is typically fitted with a metal, wooden, or plastic mouthpiece.

Body, Gasket, Valve

The body of the hookah is a hollow tube with a gasket at its bottom. The gasket itself has at least one opening for the hose. The gasket seals the connection of the body of the hookah with the water jar. It may have one more opening with a valve in it for clearing the smoke from the water jar not via the hose. In some cases the gasket may contain openings for more than one hose.

Water jar

Placed at the bottom of the hookah, the water jar is a container through which the smoke from the tobacco passes before it reaches the hose. By passing through water, the smoke gains moisture and is lowered in temperature. This makes inhaling the smoke of the hookah easier than that of a cigarette. Also the water jar allegedly functions as a filter for the smoke. The level of the water has to be higher than the lowest point of the body’s tube in order for the smoke to pass through it. Liquids other than water may be added, such as a strong mixture of alcohol, spirit and/or fruit juice.

The plate

The plate is usually just below the bowl and is used for “dead” coals from previous smoking sessions. It is not vital for the operation of the hookah.

Grommets

Grommets in a hookah are usually placed between the bowl and the body, the body’s gasket and the water jar and between the body and the hose. The reason for the usage of grommets although not essential (the usage of paper or tape has become common) will help to seal the joints between the parts, therefore decreasing the amount of air coming in and maximizing the smoke breathed in.

Operation

The jar at the bottom of the hookah is filled with water sufficient to submerge a few centimeters of the body tube, which is sealed tightly to it. Tobacco is placed inside the bowl at the top of the hookah and a burning charcoal is placed on top of the tobacco. Some cultures cover the bowl with perforated tin foil to separate the coal and the tobacco, which minimizes inhalation of coal ash with the smoke.

When one inhales via the hose, air is pulled through the coal and into the bowl. The air, hot from the charcoal, roasts, not burns, the tobacco, producing smoke. This smoke passes down through the body tube, which extends into the water in the jar. It bubbles up through the water and fills the top part of the jar, to which the hose is attached. When a smoker inhales from the hose, smoke passes into the lungs, and the change in pressure in the jar pulls more air through the charcoal, continuing the process.

The hookah’s components must be sealed tightly with grommets, or air which does not flow through the coal will dilute the smoke.

 

 

 

*SHISHA-ING AT UNCLE DON HARTAMAS*

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*SHISHA-ING AT AW-RAWSHA off JALAN AMPANG*

All Time Favourite Song : With You by Chris Brown

Hey its a ‘whOOa’ song..I found it so meaningful *yeah layan jiwang la* so i put the lyrics below..U guys better listen to this amazing song..If u did, keep listening yeah =p

 

 

 

I need you boo, (oh)
I gotta see you boo (hey)
And the hearts all over the world tonight,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight [x2]

[Verse 1]
Hey! Little mama,
Ooh, you’re a stunner
Hot..little figure,
Yes, you’re a winner
And I’m so glad to be yours,
You’re a class all your own
And..
Oh, little cutie
When..you talk to me
I swear..the whole world stops
You’re my sweetheart
And I’m so glad that you are mine
You are one of a kind and..

[Bridge]
You mean to me
What I mean to you and..
Together baby,
There is nothing we won’t do
Cause if I got you,
I don’t need money,
I don’t need cars,
Girl, you’re my all.
And..

Chorus

Oh!
I’m into you,
And girl,
No one else would do,
Cause with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love,
And now I know no I can’t be the only one,
I bet there heart’s all over the world tonight,
With the love of they life who feel..
What I feel when I’m

With you [x5]
Girl..
With you [x5]

[Verse 2]
Oh girl!
I don’t want nobody else,
Without you, there’s no one left then,
You’re like Jordans on Saturday,
I gotta have you and I cannot wait now,
Hey! Little shawty,
Say you care for me,
You know I care for you,
You know…that I’ll be true,
You know that I won’t lie,
You know that I would try,
To be your everything..yeah..

[Bridge]
Cause if I got you,

 

I don’t need money,
I don’t need cars,
Girl, you’re my all.
And..

Chorus

Oh!
I’m into you,
And girl,
No one else would do,
Cause with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love,
And now I know no I can’t be the only one,
I bet there heart’s all over the world tonight,
With the love of they life who feel..
What I feel when I’m

With you [x5]
Oh..
With you [x5]
Yeah Heh..

[Bridge 2]
And I..
Will never try to deny,
that you’re my whole life,
Cause if you ever let me go,
I would die..
So I won’t front,
I don’t need another woman,
I just need your all and nothing,
Cause if I got that,
Then I’ll be straight
Baby, you’re the best part of my day

I need you boo,
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight [x2]
Woo Oh.. Yeah
They need it boo,
They gotta see their boo,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight,
Hearts all over the world tonight [x2]

Chorus

Oh!
I’m into you,
And girl,
No one else would do,
Cause with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love,
And now I know no I can’t be the only one,
I bet there heart’s all over the world tonight,
With the love of they life who feel..
What I feel when I’m

With you [x5]
Girl..
With you [x5]
Oh..

 

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Choki Choki Is Simply The Best

Well heya~this is my first time blogging..So im a NEWBIE *yeah here comes a new baby in the amazing blogs world* I dun know why im doing this but i think blogging is something like writing in diary..But because i believe ‘sharing is caring’ is a good quote for everyone, so i dun mind to share my feelings, opinions, even routines with u guys =p

If u have any suggestion or comment, do drop it in the comment section yeah..Really appreciate it!

*SAYA BUDAK BARU BELAJAR KALAU SALAH TOLONG TUNJUKKAN*

Hey check this out..SUPER COOL pic for me *at least for me* cos im so into choki choki..Weeeeeeeeee~

 

BEWARE of Choki Choki *irresistible*